Back to Home
Photo of Morrissey

Morrissey

Risk 71

Singer

66 years oldBritish0 picksBorn May 22, 1959

The patron saint of moping and magnificent misery, Morrissey turned teenage angst into an art form as The Smiths' frontman, crooning about heartbreak and existential dread in that unmistakable baritone. Now 66, the proudly celibate vegetarian provocateur remains as controversial as ever, alienating fans with his political hot takes almost as reliably as he once soundtracked their loneliest nights. Between cancelled tours, feuds with former bandmates, and a talent for saying the unsayable, he keeps us all guessing—though perhaps not about what we're guessing here. (98 words)

Risk Analysis

Entertainment-only risk assessment based on various factors

Risk Score71/100 - High Risk

About Morrissey

The patron saint of moping and magnificent misery, Morrissey turned teenage angst into an art form as The Smiths' frontman, crooning about heartbreak and existential dread in that unmistakable baritone. Now 66, the proudly celibate vegetarian provocateur remains as controversial as ever, alienating fans with his political hot takes almost as reliably as he once soundtracked their loneliest nights. Between cancelled tours, feuds with former bandmates, and a talent for saying the unsayable, he keeps us all guessing—though perhaps not about what we're guessing here. (98 words)

Want to make a pick?

Join the Dead Certain Club and put your celebrity intuition to the test. Compete for prize pools and support charities while you play.

Join the ClubHow It Works