Joe Biden
Risk 79Politician
83 years oldAmerican0 picksBorn November 20, 1942
After five decades in Washington—including stints as Senator, Vice President, and finally the 46th President—Joe Biden has outlasted more political rivals than most people have had hot dinners. The octogenarian statesman traded the Oval Office for retirement in 2025, though "slowing down" seems a relative term for someone who spent his eighties running the free world. At 83, he's proof that Delaware produces two things that last forever: corporations and career politicians.
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Risk Score79/100 - Critical
About Joe Biden
After five decades in Washington—including stints as Senator, Vice President, and finally the 46th President—Joe Biden has outlasted more political rivals than most people have had hot dinners. The octogenarian statesman traded the Oval Office for retirement in 2025, though "slowing down" seems a relative term for someone who spent his eighties running the free world. At 83, he's proof that Delaware produces two things that last forever: corporations and career politicians.
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